Wednesday, November 10, 2010

A Brother's Lament!....er...er... Birthday wishes???

 Well so it's my Birthday today!
I just turned 21! .....yay! ..............well not really! :(
i'm still stuck in my prof! Have  my stupid Physiology paper tomorrow!
M2 was planning to stay up all night and wish but then she ate something funny and had to stay up puking all night!
Dad has an adrenolectomy scheduled today and he was so engrossed in it that he even forget to wish me in the morning!
Kid was already late for school so he didn't have time either!
All my friends are studying hard for the prof, they don't even remember it!:(
So it's just my mom who remembered to say happy birthday.
Oh and Saj sent a little text too. Talk about birthday wishes! This is what he had to say!






"Happy birthday la la da da!!! 
You're getting old. Watever. 
Don't eat cake. 
Pick up cat poop or something.
If M2's card sucks, smile anyway.
Don't laugh too much if someone calls. Hah. 
Go study physio.
Aur wasiat kar lo ab aik foot grave mein hai. Mujhe bhi form bhej do.
If idiot calls to wish you a happy birthday, invite him to the party!
Go weigh yourself and divide it by your age. IF it's less than 3 then you can eat the poop but not the cake!
Don't for heaven's sake ever put on green nail polish, it's racist. 
Vow to be nice to your brother, he won't send you good songs otherwise! Always remember if he fails the prof it's your fault entirely! 
Make a will! 
Check if all your third molars have erupted. If not eat the cake too! Daft people are supposed  to be fat! 
Update your blog about the birthday. People like that. 
Think up a good status, It's been a while.
And WAKE UP! You are probably still sleeping. 
O and no presents! I'm broke! I'll convert you some nice videos when i get back and for heaven's sake delete those messages! You're crossing three fudging thousand now! 
O  ask to drive today they'll let you. 
Slap kid hard from me. A.S.A.P. 
Birthday's suck anyway!"








Well......it's not that bad. Coming from him I'll take them as sincere wishes....apart from the cat poop! :)
So, physio .....no idea what i'm going to write in the exam tomorrow! *sigh*

8 comments:

• » ∂я.¢нιℓє ¢нєℓ¢ « • said...

ewwww........do u miss ur teen age m1;)
awwww
but it passed away
n its been years;)

Anonymous said...

Buahahha. I laughed too hard. You guys are wonderful :D I dunno if 'THAT' belated birthday wish can be considered now :(

J Jay. said...

@dr cc
..ami gee!!! look who's talking about age!!!! ;p ;)
@ xehra
hey birthday wishes are always welcome! never mind late! thanks! ;)

Tazeen said...

I love the text. :D

And the picture. <3

The Me. said...

Hi to your blog.
Happy Belated-est birthday! =p
I'd kill my friend if they didn't wish me on my birthday, proffs or no proffs. o.O
p.s. Whats with the Roses in the background. :o

J Jay. said...

@Tazeen
thanks!!! :)

@ The Me
thank you!!! :)
the roses? because a "Rose is a rose is a rose is a rose" :)

Unknown said...

This is a pretty cool post. Cool birthday wishes for brother. Nice one! Thumbs up!

J Jay. said...

@ Avery
thanks :)