Saturday, March 5, 2011

WANTED!!!!!

This post is dedicated to the ONE and ONLY ……………..NIKKA.


Criminal’s name: Nikka, Killer Nikka, Hitler Nikka, D.D.T, the list is endless.
Appearance:               Short height. Long Beard.

                                         Kameez Shalwaar (halfway up his legs).

                                         White topee.

                                         Hitler like expression.

Official job:        Pathology Attendant.

Under cover job: Report everything to Dr.AR(s)

Personal motto: ‘’ Aur koi dekhai na dekhai, Nikka to dekhay ga!’’ 
                                         hohoohoahhahahhaahhaaa

Wanted:         for uncountable crimes against students.


Reward Rs.100,000,000 for capture of above person


Dead or Alive.

The Nikka is armed with two razor sharp eyes which are enough to identify the poor innocent student from a mile away.
Okay so this is our Pathology Attendant and is he interfering!
Since Sargodha is a small place, we can’t even go to the Bazaar without getting a telling off from him and then getting called to explain to the Principal!
As for laughing in the corridor or just talking…..that is gross misbehavior of the highest order.
It will not be tolerated at any cost!
Well here is news for you Mr.Nikka……………………..
it’s going to be a fight till the End………………..

6 comments:

Tazeen said...

I could sweet-talk him while you go off to the bazaar and come back. Yeah. Bitter but I'd do it. And I could give him "the" look if he chastises innocent girls for laughing in free corridors built in free countries. I'm famous for the killer look. It really does kill. *grins*

J Jay. said...

@Tazeen
awww you'd really do that for me?
so sweet!!! :)
could you please teach me that killer look? pretty please, please,please, sugar on top!!! :)

Tazeen said...

*Giggles* Well. You look into his eye with a poker face. If he blinks, you smile slightly (possibly even wink, if he's cute) and if he still has that grumpy face on, you glare like an angry kitty. Either way, he won't bug you next time. I hope. :D

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i guess we sh0uld capture 0ne pic 0v nikka...that'll surely explain the p0st!

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